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I just wanna fuck a dude
Grab him by the balls, make his dick go moo
I just wanna fuck a dude
Grab him by the balls, make his dick go moo, moo

Thousand bitches lined up but I'm looking for a dude
Get him to the bed and tell him that he's oh so cool
Now the bitches running after banging on the door
While I'm banging up this faggot on the fucking floor

Now he fucked up filled up banged up and I'm satisfied
Walk out looking like a hobo trying to survive
But these bitches they still running, looking for my dick
Cuz they don't know that I'm never looking for the clit

Walk up to the bouncer and tell him my name
He look at me real good and say I'm ok
To get in the club but in reality
I'm trynna get in his pants so I'm like hey
wait there must be a mistake,
but you're so good-looking that I'll overlook it
if you wanna have a good time we should book it
and get to my place so jump in my Suzuki

We grabbing a bite and we having some fun
He look in my eyes and tell me I'm the one
I bitchslap his ass and put him on the bed
And fuck him senseless til he shuts up instead
Cuz I'm not about that
REAL LOVE IS FOR PUSSY BITCHES
I've made my intentions clear:

I just wanna fuck a dude
Grab him by the balls, make his dick go moo
I just wanna fuck a dude
Grab him by the balls, make his dick go moo, moo

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from the utterly horrific, completely unlistenable, absolutely objectionable, multi​-​genre party music compilation extravaganza for all ages, released April 30, 2019
Lil Gay - lilgay.bandcamp.com, soundcloud.com/official_lil_gay

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Dildo Messiah Palmerston North, New Zealand

Very trve and kvlt metal/noise/trash from Palmerston North New Zealand. The original and founder of the Trve New Zealand Crap metal scene. We sound like aids and im sorry.

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