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the utterly horrific, completely unlistenable, absolutely objectionable, multi​-​genre party music compilation extravaganza for all ages

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I just wanna fuck a dude Grab him by the balls, make his dick go moo I just wanna fuck a dude Grab him by the balls, make his dick go moo, moo Thousand bitches lined up but I'm looking for a dude Get him to the bed and tell him that he's oh so cool Now the bitches running after banging on the door While I'm banging up this faggot on the fucking floor Now he fucked up filled up banged up and I'm satisfied Walk out looking like a hobo trying to survive But these bitches they still running, looking for my dick Cuz they don't know that I'm never looking for the clit Walk up to the bouncer and tell him my name He look at me real good and say I'm ok To get in the club but in reality I'm trynna get in his pants so I'm like hey wait there must be a mistake, but you're so good-looking that I'll overlook it if you wanna have a good time we should book it and get to my place so jump in my Suzuki We grabbing a bite and we having some fun He look in my eyes and tell me I'm the one I bitchslap his ass and put him on the bed And fuck him senseless til he shuts up instead Cuz I'm not about that REAL LOVE IS FOR PUSSY BITCHES I've made my intentions clear: I just wanna fuck a dude Grab him by the balls, make his dick go moo I just wanna fuck a dude Grab him by the balls, make his dick go moo, moo
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AAAHH THAT LITTLE SHORT BASTARD BLACK HEAD CRUSHED FASTER TINY TOES SHATTERED I'M GONNA PUT A FUCKING GUN UP HIS BLADDER YOU'RE A LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT YOU'RE A LITTLE FUCKING BITCH YOU'RE A FUCKING LITTLE NIG I'M GONNA MURDER YOU I FUCKING HATE LARRY KING I FUCKING WANNA KILL HIM I WILL KILL HIM I ALREADY HAVE I ASSASSINATED LARRY KING I ASSASSINATED LARRY KING I ASSASSINATED LARRY KING
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Wake up and cum On the inside of your pet Look outside Wonder if it's all I get Put on some clothes and go to find some bluer skies He's a fiesty dog But I want to cum in his behind Sodomy Intensity Fierocity In your dane's booty Sodomy Intensity Fierocity In your dane's booty I feel the itch On the inside of my cock I look to find a stream of dog's shit in my duct It hurts to piss but my body Yearns for greater things I'll euthanize your dog and snort all his remains Sodomy Intensity Fierocity In your dane's booty Sodomy Intensity Fierocity In your dane's booty Sodomy Intensity Fierocity In your dane's booty Sodomy Intensity Fierocity In your dane's booty Sodomy Intensity Fierocity In your dane's booty Sodomy Intensity Fierocity In your dane's booty
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Dildo Messiah is proud to present this terrible abomination to the world.

Together with a stunning collection of various shitty, memey, amazing and horrific musical projects from around the world, we have created what may indeed be the worst musical compilation ever to be conceived.

This utterly shit creation is the culmination of many hours of work and dedication from all the artists and bands who worked on this crap. If you enjoy any part of this, please check out these talented and awful artist's individual projects for further ear bleeding ear drums and brainmelting.

We hope you like it, or hate it. Either way we will be satisfied.

please dont spend actual money on this. give the money to charity or something instead.

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released April 30, 2019

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Dildo Messiah Palmerston North, New Zealand

Very trve and kvlt metal/noise/trash from Palmerston North New Zealand. The original and founder of the Trve New Zealand Crap metal scene. We sound like aids and im sorry.

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